Mystery Cartridge SNES Game - Chrono trigger 2? RARE

Check this comedy ebay auction out. It's amazing.

Let me quote you the description because anything I would right would detract from the genius.

WHAT IN THE HELL?
This auction is for an unlabeled (HYPER RARE) Super Nintendo cartridge. The whereabouts of this cartridge's origin is entirely unknown. The contents of the cartridge are an absolute mystery. The only hint we have on the contents of this cartridge is the name "MAITLAND NANCARROW" which are found to be written on the back of this treasure in some sort of dark black ink. Could this engraving mean "DESTROY IMMEDIATELY, PROTECT MANKIND" in some foreign language? I'm not sure.


Heres a picuture of this cartridge:





The auctioneer continues to speculate, what the cartridge could possibly contain:

A Chrono trigger 2 prototype? stolen from square soft before the game plans were terminated. THE ORIGINAL super smash brothers? the one that was supposed to be released on the Super Nintendo. Custer's Revenge 2?! A sequel to the most controversial game ever.


The continues to inform us that his life is in damage from non other the Lord Nintendo, who will stop at nothing to get his secret cartridge back. The Lord has just happened to have signed an incredible certificate of authenticity:





The best part is the cock signiture:



I'm definitely going to try and cram that in to mine signature some how....ohhh Jesus, I am starting to write like a Carry on film. I hate it when that happens.

Lord Nintendo is even so bold as to demand the return of his cartridge on the questions and comments section.

THIS IS LORD NINTENDO. RETURN THAT CARTRIDGE TO ME (at area 64) IMMEDIATELY, OR FEEEELLLLL MYYYY WRATHHHH


The new luck owner of this SUPER RARE cartridge is "nshulla"...

You see, spend a little time writing a comedy auction and you to could sell something that’s worth about $4, for $40.

I'm not lying, check the auction out for yourself.

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