The Castlevania movie isn't scheduled for release until 2009, but I already know that it's going to be s**t. The reason? Paul WS Anderson is directing it. Having already ruined Resident Evil and Alien VS Predator, he must have been scrabbling around for his next game victim to suck the lifeblood from.

Honestly, only Uwe Boll rivals this guy in terms of their ability to destroy films. I bet his plot involves Dracula's lair being some underground bunker/temple/castle, an Aliens rip-off team of vampire hunters and a final scene in which the heroine has to escape some form of cheap special effect explosion. Be afraid. Be very afraid.